New New Year Totes

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

New moon, who dis? Show off your love of Luna and funny phrases with this sassy, sleepy, new moon design!

This year make Valentine's Day - Valentine's GAY with this queer valentine design with rainbow candy conversation hearts! Perfect for LGBTQ+ and being gay for your valentine!

Become the edgy pretzel you feel in your soul with this drippy trippy pastel goth pretzel design that's TWISTED as F***.

Many of us never even finished animal crossing on the Nintendo Gamecube... Regardless, anyone who plays is inevitably indebted to Tom Nook, Timmy, and Tommy! Perfect for animal crossing fans!

Many of us never even finished animal crossing on the Nintendo Gamecube... Regardless, anyone who plays is inevitably indebted to Tom Nook, Timmy, and Tommy! Perfect for animal crossing fans!

Are you a christian or CRUST-ian? Then you probably have heard about or savory savior? Pizza Jesus is here with a new pizza religion.

Are you a christian or CRUST-ian? Then you probably have heard about or savory savior? Pizza Jesus is here with a new pizza religion.

All hail Baphomeow, our new guiding savpurr join our cult and serve the great abbyssal Baphomeow!

All hail Baphomeow, our new guiding savpurr join our cult and serve the great abbyssal Baphomeow!

We've all been there right? Fully sheet faced, blanket out drunk. Ahh, good memories, the hangovers however... Celebrate with this iconic Mario character, it's boosy season!

We've all been there right? Fully sheet faced, blanket out drunk. Ahh, good memories, the hangovers however... Celebrate with this iconic Mario character, it's boosy season!

Celebrate the New Years with this cute Corgi butt pun design. Lets make this new year a great one!

Okay gamers, lets try making this year a good one! Develope the coolest experiences, make adenturous rpgs, monsterous platformers! Make all the other nerds proud!!

Okay, let's all just agree that the past few years have been less than... pleasant. So, 2023, how about we learn from the prior year's mistakes and make this a good one, yeah!?

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!

This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!

If you're not a huge fan of the hustle and bustle and incessant STRESS of the holiday season, then this is for you! Make Scrooge proud! Bring your ironic and sarcastic sense of humor to the most stressful time of the year!

Show that you're an amazing Island Expert with this cute, palm tree island design inspired by Animal Crossing New Horizons. Perfect for chillin on your getaway island, making friends with villagers, and crafting your best life.

Show that you're an amazing Island Expert with this cute, palm tree island design inspired by Animal Crossing New Horizons. Perfect for chillin on your getaway island, making friends with villagers, and crafting your best life.

It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

It's the time of year when all the trash animals of the world don their festive Santa hats, because even if your trash you can still enjoy the holidays.

If you'r caught up in the holidays and this year is going too fast for you, you may not be alone Joe Biden's right there with you in the confusion Clebrate all the holidays in hilarious fashion wit this design.

If you're caught up in the holidays and this year is going too fast for you, you may not be alone Joe Biden's right there with you in the confusion Celebrate all the holidays in hilarious fashion with this design.

Feel those classic Christmas vibes with this vintage inspired design! Perfect for a lover of Mid-Century Modern Design or anyone that loves the most wonderful time of the year.

Would you give an arm and a leg for a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt featuring cats? Well, you can keep your body parts. No need to transmute a new wardrobe when you can just get this!

Would you give an arm and a leg for a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt featuring cats? Well, you can keep your body parts. No need to transmute a new wardrobe when you can just get this!

Would you give an arm and a leg for a Fullmetal Alchemist shirt featuring cats? Well, you can keep your body parts. No need to transmute a new wardrobe when you can just get this!